Some guns just end up living in the safe—either because they’re too valuable, too finicky, or just not that fun to shoot. I’m not saying they’re bad, just that they’re not the first ones I reach for when I’m headed to the range or the field. Over time, a few have turned into safe queens for one reason or another. These are the ones that mostly collect dust, even if they have a story or a purpose… just not a regular one.
Desert Eagle .50 AE
It’s a beast, no doubt. The recoil is ridiculous, and the muzzle blast turns heads at the range. But the truth is, I hardly ever shoot it.
It’s heavy, expensive to feed, and really doesn’t serve much purpose outside of novelty. I keep it because it’s cool and people love seeing it, but when it comes to actual shooting, it stays parked in the safe.
Winchester Model 94 Commemorative
This one looks amazing—polished wood, engraved receiver, the works. But that’s part of the problem. It feels too pretty to take out and get scratched up.
I’ve got other lever guns for actual hunting or range use, so this one just sits untouched. It’s a display piece more than a working gun at this point.
Norinco SKS
It’s got character, and it shoots fine, but I don’t really have a reason to take it out anymore. It’s kind of bulky compared to modern rifles.
I keep it mostly for the history. I used to shoot it more when ammo was cheap, but now it just chills in the back of the safe while the ARs get all the action.
Taurus Judge
It’s a fun concept, but in practice, I never reach for it. .410 shells or .45 Colt? Neither is exactly cheap or easy to justify for target shooting.
It stays put mostly out of curiosity. I’m not selling it, but I also don’t have much motivation to bring it along on a range trip either.
1911 Centennial Edition
It’s beautifully done and was gifted to me, which makes it special. But that also means I’m not dragging it out to put wear on it.
There’s no rail, no modern features, and it’s more about the looks and legacy. Great to own, not great to use—so it stays tucked away most of the time.
AK Pistol
This thing barks loud and throws fireballs, which is hilarious once in a while, but also not great for regular use. The concussion alone is enough to make people flinch.
It’s too obnoxious for indoor ranges and too inaccurate to really enjoy at distance. So it just ends up getting passed over.
Marlin Camp 9
It’s a neat little PCC from a different era, and I like the old-school vibe. But parts are hard to find, and I’m nervous about breaking something.
It works, but I’ve got modern carbines that do everything better. Still, I hang onto it for sentimental reasons—and because it’s getting harder to find in decent shape.
Remington Nylon 66
This one’s a nostalgic piece from my childhood, but I rarely shoot it. It feels too light, too plastic, and not quite as solid as what I use today.
I keep it because of the memories, but there’s always a newer .22 I grab first. The Nylon just rides out retirement in the safe.
Uzi Carbine
It’s chunky, awkward, and the iron sights aren’t great. I bought it more for the cool factor than actual function.
It’ll run all day, sure, but it’s not something I enjoy hauling to the range. These days it lives in the safe, mostly untouched but too cool to let go.
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